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• Then there was the Millet guy who was so dumb that he couldn't tell you which way an elevator was going if you gave him three guesses.
• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....
• When the Time Lords find him, he'll wish you had killed him. -- War Lord, The War Game
• What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
• Hey kid! Santa isn't coming this year...I killed him!
• Quote #568 The moon was full, the hot-dog-eating contest was over, and I had a lot of throwing up to do.
  -- G. Thorn's entry to the "Lyttle Lytton Contest" page...
• SEB: Stop Eating and Burp
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi