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  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
• Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you.
  Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. -- Bernard Levin, in "Daily Mail", 1964...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
  He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.
  He explained this to a man who answered one door....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
  [raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...