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They Own A Mountain? I Thought Only God Could Own A Mountain.
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"They own a mountain? I thought only God could own a mountain."
"We got a good deal."
-- Dennis Booker & Chick Sterling, Booker
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The fashionable drawing rooms of London have always been happy to accept outsiders -- if only on their own, albeit undemanding terms.
That is to say, artists, so long as they are not too talented, men of humble birth, so long as they have since amassed several million pounds, and socialists so long as they are Tories....
Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
"The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
We do not want the men of another color for our brothers-in-law, but we do want them as brothers.
-- Booker T. Washingto...
Homer: We could build snowmen. Burns: No, I have a better idea!
We could build real men, out of snow! Homer: Oh. Okay....
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him. -- Booker T. Washingto
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said....