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Homer: We Could Build Snowmen. Burns: No, I Have A Better Idea!
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Homer: We could build snowmen.
Burns: No, I have a better idea! We could build real men, out of snow!
Homer: Oh. Okay...
-- A new generation of Frosty the Snowmans,
"Mountain of Madness"
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