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Lisa: Um, Do You Know What You're Doing? Bob: Lisa, You Don't Spend Ten Years As A Homicidal Maniac Without Learning A Few Things About Dynamite.
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Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing?
Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without
learning a few things about dynamite.
-- Or icepicks, "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
Bob: It's been ten years! We haven't spoken since the.
.. unpleasantness. Cecil: You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake?...
Bob: I've never seen that money before in my life! Lisa
Then you must have had your eyes closed when you embezzled it....
Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
[at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....
You don't have to worry about me, brother. I'm all murdered out.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
There's only one place where it could possibly be....
Lisa: Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen. Ba
I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues....
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Serie...