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• Little Fly, Thy summer's play If thought is life My thoughtless hand And strength & breath, Has brush'd away.
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• Don't ask me. I was hired for my looks.
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  At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness....
• I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
  I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...