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• I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and "rogue" sun.
  That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?...
• You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.
  -- Rorschach, "Watchme...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses.
  -- Michael Dorris, _The Broken Cord_...
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
• I wish I was a fishy, I wish I was a bass, I'd climb up all the rocks and trees and slide down on my hands and knees.
• Singles Solution Department: When jogging close to a beautiful lady, you pull up next to her and say "Your pace or mine?
  (I deeply regret this, really, but it had to come out, it couldn't stay with me, I can't stand this type of thing, please accept my apology!...
• It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any harm.
  When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't usually....