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• Of all wild beasts preserve me from a tyrant; Of all tame- a flatterer. -- Johnso
• The home is not the one tame place in the world of adventure.
  It is the one wild place in the world of rules and set tasks. -- G. K. Chesterso...
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• Oh and tell the cook that this is low-grade dog food alright?
  ...Jeez, my steak's still got marks where the jockey was hittin him! -- Caddyshack...
• Be careful when throwing a boomerang - you might hit the back of your head.
• They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good for a dog -- keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog mebbe.
  -- Edward Noyes Westco...
• Relying on a dog might turn you in a dog addict.
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....