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• The dog's life is a good life, for a dog. -- Edward Abbey
• Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens.
• INSECTICIDE Insecticide is a wondrous substance used to kill poor little innocent insects, whose only fault is that they like crapping in your food, nibbling on your skin, and buzzing around.
  But why use conventional insecticide when you can use DDT?...
• They say that throwing food at a wild dog might tame him.
• They say that a dog avoids traps.
• He that keeps another man's dog, shall have nothing left him, but the line. -- Proverb
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• A good dog barks when told.