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• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• All-male club--Homeless street men!
• Feed the homeless to the hungry. -- Solution to two of the world's problem
• Homeless men-Bums! Homeless women-Bag *ladies*
• A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
  You'll just be walking down the street, and...ooooohhhhhh, that's much better....
• A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
  You'll just be walking down the street and... Ooohh, that's much better. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex.