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A Friend Of Mine Is Into Voodoo Acupuncture. You Don't Have To Go.
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A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
You'll just be walking down the street and... Ooohh, that's much better.
-- Steven Wright
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A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
You'll just be walking down the street, and...ooooohhhhhh, that's much better....
Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -- Steven Wrigh
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -- Steven Wrigh...
If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wrigh