Cats Sit In Laps Because It's Warm There. They Don't Care If It's You Or
The Radiator, So It Certainly Was A Compliment When The Owner Said The Cat
Liked Me.
Cats sit in laps because it's warm there. They don't care if it's you or
the radiator, so it certainly was a compliment when the owner said the cat
liked me. Who had this cat met that it was comparing me to? The maid?
Another cat? Here's an animal which can't read, that hasn't been out of the
house in God knows when, lives on free milk and garbage, and this bum has
an opinion? Two years old, doesn't have a cent. No clothes. Owns one rotten
rubber ball. For big entertainment it scratches on the upholstery. And this
green-eyed impoverished snob likes me? Thanks a group.
-- Henry Morgan
