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They've Got A New Birth-control Pill For Men Now. I Think That's Fair.
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They've got a new birth-control pill for men now. I think that's fair. It
makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a
bulletproof vest.
-- Greg Travis
Related:
There's a new birth-control pill for women. You put it between your knees and keep it there.
-- Bill Barne...
Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men.
Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, add ten per cent more....
Gun control makes everyone criminals.
It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
Stop Dave. You're hurting me Dave. Look, I know you're really upset now.
Why don't you sit down and take a stress pill and think things overrr......
Criminals love gun control. It makes their job easier.
Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?