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• Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx
• A man is only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• I've only got twelve cards.
• We were hungry when we got to Moscow, Soviet. -- Groucho Marx
• SMILEY |:[' Groucho Marx
• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County
  any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem....
• Whatever it is, I'm against it! -- Groucho Marx
• Did you ever realize that Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx' last words (1890-1977)