This drunk in the movie theater was lying across the seat, going, "Uhh,
uhh." And the usher says, "Cut the racket, will ya? Sit up in your seat."
And the drunk just goes, "Uhh, uhh." And the manager can't move him. So
they get a policeman. Cop says, "All right, sit up in your seat there or
leave the theater. Stop making all this noise. What do you mean behaving
like this? What kind of behavior do you call this? Where are you from,
anyway?" Drunk says, "I'm from the balcony. Uhhhh. Uhhhhh. Uhhhhh ..."
-- Adam Keefe
