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  Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
• John: Homer, what have you got against gays? Home
  You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be against it!...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Bu...
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
  Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...