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  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• Garlic gum is not funny.
• Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
• Have you ever wondered why aquarium water tastes funny?
• Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
• You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
• I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. -- Steven Wrigh
• All day prospectin', and all I found wuz this funny-colored boulder.