Related:

• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Holly: Well, she [Kochanski] won't be much use to you on Fiji now -- not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'The End'...
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• Cat: If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging
  Every time you make a move, he makes one too (winks to Holly)....
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• Holly (quoting Capt. H.): There's a saying amongst the office
  If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer!...
• Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle!
  Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database!...
• Holly: Additional: Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness.
  The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes....