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• What the hell was that thing? "Automated fire system, a force field contains the flame until the remaining oxygen has been consumed.
  Ah...What if I'd been under that thing? "You would have been standing in the fire....
• This is my security chief, Lt. Worf. I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
  -- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own.
  One approach is to undergo a painful surgical procedure wherein your skin is turned inside-out, so the young cells are on the outside, but then of course you have the unpleasant side effect that your insides gradually fill up with dead old cells and you explode....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
• Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd.
  -- Picard, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....