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• Nancy Reagan: "Say, Ron, didn't you call Ollie North a patriot?
  Ronald Reagan: "I don't remember....
• Wadsworth: "I'm meerly the Butler." Col. Mustard: "So what do you do?
  Wadsworth: "I buttle." -- Clue...
• Ollie North: "They convicted me on shredded evidence!
• You can be my < WingMan < at any time!
• You can't do the crime if you are dead from capital punishment.
• What do you call a potato that commits a crime? A perpetater.
• This is one American Marine who will always tell the truth, Sir. -- Ollie North
• lt;tyler-> rindolf: you are seriously the craziest fucker I know &l
  yler-> and I know some crazy ass people <mofino> haha &l...
• Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
  Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....