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  If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority....
• This is my security chief, Lt. Worf. I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
  -- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• Fire, Mr. Worf! <Worf picks up extinguisher&l
• Would you like fries with that, Mr. President?
• Clippit Charged With Attempted Murder Microsoft's Dancing Paper Clip turned violent last week and nearly killed a university student testing a new Windows-based human-computer interface.
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• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• Would you like some syrup with that WAFFLE Mr. Clinton?
• Computer: "Commanding Officer, Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
  Executive Officer, Commander Keiran MacDuff. Second Officer, Commander William Riker....
• For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable