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• It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
  -- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS...
• Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
  Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
• No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing
  but most of the time, we aren't either. -- Marvin Minsky...
• I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals.
  What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling. -- Steve Marti...
• Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
  Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Taking drugs in the 60s, I tried to reach Nirvana, But all I ever got were re-runs of The Mickey Mouse Club.
  -- Rev. Jim...
• Taking drugs in the 60's, I tried to reach Nirvana, but all I ever got were re-runs of The Mickey Mouse Club.
  -- Rev. Jim...