Look, I'm Not Asking You To Like Me, I'm Not Asking You To Put Yourself In A Position Where I Can Touch Your Goodies, I'm Just Asking You To Be Fair.

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Look, I'm not asking you to like me,
I'm not asking you to put yourself in a position
where I can touch your goodies,
I'm just asking you to be fair.
-- Homer smooth-talks Marge, "The Way We Was"

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