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This Last Presidential Election Was Something Like The Sex Life Of Many People.
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This last Presidential election was something like the sex life of many
people. They had to settle for what they could get.
Related:
DIP switch -- what we'll probably get out of the next presidential election.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
You get what you settle for. -- Thelma and Louise
Fetishism, transvestism, and nasty foreign behavio
many people get a kick out of doing all sorts of apparently unpleasant things....
As a result of the last Presidential election it has come to our attention that anyone can succeed if they learn to have no ideas and a tremendous ability toward precise articulation of these.
Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
With doctor's fees being what they are, you would think they could at least get something in the waiting room other than LIFE, COLLIERS and LOOK!