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• Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec. -- J. Ha
• Honey, I polymorphed the kids!
• The course of nature...seems delighted with transmutations.
  -- Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727) "Opticks" (1704)...
• Pardon me, your horse is on fire!
• Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!" "What?
  "A seven-foot specter of evil appeared in front of the car, so I ran over it....
• If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
• You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
• You're obviously on your last lap around the gene pool.
• He seems to think that posterity is a pack-horse, always ready to be loaded.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli...