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• This pool seems to be enchanted.... Your horse is polymorphed into a fig newton.
• 1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman 6.
  023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number 2 pints = 1 Cavort Basic unit of Laryngitis = The Hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 6 Curses = 1 Hexahex 3500 Calories = 1 Food Pound 1 Mole = 007 Secret Agents 1 Mole = 25 Cagey Bees 1 Dog Pound = 16 oz....
• I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade. Menander (292 BC)
• Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!" "What?
  "A seven-foot specter of evil appeared in front of the car, so I ran over it....
• Let the world slide, A fig for care, and a fig for woe!
  If I can't pay, why I can owe, And death makes equal the high and low....
• They sewed fig-leaves together and made themselves aprons. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 7
• They shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig-tree. -- Old Testament -- Micah iv, 4
• Grandma: It all started in the 60s... [flash to young Homer playing "Operation"] Home
  Take out wrenched ankle." [getting electrocuted] Mom!...
• No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig.
  If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time....