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• PIZZA!!
• I went to the doctor last week. He told me to take all my clothes off.
  Then he said, "You'll have to diet." I said, "What color?" -- Ken Dodd...
• Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
  Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal Charming...
• I created her for *my* needs -- and only mine! You ought to see what she can do with six bottles of milk and a tuning fork.
  .....
• Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes).
• May I suggest delivering pizza? -- C Error #031
• This is your pizza. T++$ | YoUeg !zza ++i+X+ anc+O/e$
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  .. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...