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• Rush Limbaugh's newest competition is Mario Cuomo? BWAAAHAHAHAHAA!!
• Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
• The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday they might force their beliefs on us.
  -- Mario Cuomo...
• You say it can't be won The way the game is run; But if you choose to stay You wind up playin' anyway.
  -- Jackson Browne...
• Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office.
  [the bullies move forward one at a time to a laundry slot] Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift....
• Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
• Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!