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• Them that has the taglines make the rules.
• People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
• If you don't make the rules, you don't have to keep them.
  If you do make the rules, you won't anyway....
• Avoid those abysmally horrible, outrageously repellent exaggerations.
  -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened...
• The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man!
  Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do....
• I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules.
• The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Moriso
• Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
  Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle....