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Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife, Nor The Ox Her Husband Bought He
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife,
Nor the ox her husband bought her;
But thank the Lord you're not forbidden
To covet your neighbor's daughter.
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