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• To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. DICK CAVETT
• Why don't you walk into a parking meter and violate yourself? -- Dick Cave
• If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship.
  And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone....
• It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. -- Dick Cave
• There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
  -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate...
• We noticed that the bride was pregnant. So at the wedding everyone threw puffed rice.
  -- Dick Cave...
• My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
  Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...
• Constipated people don't give a crap.
• Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.