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  -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate...
• computer confetti: n. Syn. {chad}. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp corners that could injure the eyes.
  GLS reports that he once attended a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice....
• computer confetti n. Syn. chad. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp corners that could injure the eyes.
  GLS reports that he once attended a wedding at MIT during which he and a few other guests enthusiastically threw chad instead of rice....
• To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. DICK CAVETT
• BLUNDERBUSS -- Kissing the bride at a shotgun wedding.
• Why don't you walk into a parking meter and violate yourself? -- Dick Cave
• Your father just kissed a bride and got himself a black eye.
  I know everyone does it, but not seven years after the wedding....
• If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship.
  And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone....
• As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
  -- Dick Cavett, in "Playboy", 1971...