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• Keep the juices going by jangling around gently as you move. -- Satchel Paige
• Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knee
  hrow it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here....
• Avoid running at all times. -- Satchel Paige
• Avoid fried foods which angry up the blood. -- Satchel Paige
• If your stomach disputes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. -- Satchel Paige
• How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? -- Satchel Paige
• If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.
  -- Satchel Paige...
• 1. Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
  3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move....
• Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world.
  The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else....