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• Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now.
  Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back....
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
• Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make.
  Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it....
• Fun to leave on a friend's machine when he's away..
  . Sounds of raptuous sex:) Hi. Mike can't come to the phone right now because he's having sex....
• You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
  (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
• Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
  If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you....
• Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice
  ) I'm pinned down and can't come to the phone right now, and Bob's handling supporting fire!...