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Thy Freddled Gorgonaut Is Crulish To The Jello. -- Vorgon Poe
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Thy freddled gorgonaut is crulish to the jello.
-- Vorgon Poet
Related:
Jello is antimatter.
Clear the throat] Oh freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly thy blindlewurdle
Or I will rend thee In the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!...
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the goblerwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't....
This tagline is firmly etched in Jello!
Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.
To err is human, to eat Jello, is messy.
Such were the notes thy once lov'd poet sung, Till death untimely stopp'd his tuneful tongue.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Robert, Earl of Oxford...
Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree!
MATE, SPAWN, and DIE. Praise The Lard. -- Jello Biafra