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• There isn't a lock I can't open -- if I'm scared enough.... -- Vila
• Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
  $120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
• A massive walk-in safe takes up the entire north wall.
  It is tightly closed, and has no handle, lock, nor keyhole....
• Bart: One `mother' please. Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
  Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair....
• Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.
• Scott: "I remember...a time when the old Enterprise was spiraling towards Psi 2000.
  And the captain wanted to try a cold start of the warp engines....
• It has no lock.
• It is immoral to parent irresponsibly. . . And it doesn't help matters any when prime time TV
  like 'Murphy Brown', a character who is supposed to represent a successful career woman of today, mocks the importance of the father by bearing her child alone, claiming that this is simply another lifestyle choice....
• You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.