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• Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get, and it makes you look so dangerous.
  -- Marge in Bart's dream of getting a tattoo, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
  $120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
• Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
  Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
• I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog.
  -- shoe store clerk, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....