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TIM: Too late.
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
[They all turn,, and see a large white RABBIT lollop a few yards out of the
cave. Accompanied by terrifying chord and jarring metallic monster noise.]
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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TIM: But follow only if you are men of valour. For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a monster, a creature so foul and cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived.
Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TIM: That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit. I soiled my armour I was so scared! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TIM: To the north there lies a cave, the cave of Caerbannog
wherein, carved in mystic runes, upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail....
JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
TERRY GILLIAM PLAYED
Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ARTHUR: Charge! [They all charge with swords drawn towards the RABBIT.
A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four KNIGHTS are comprehensively killed....
ARTHUR: What does it say? BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea....