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• Always tip well.
• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• You age as well as most people do--maybe even better.
• BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!
• BBS tip: Pressing Alt-H gives you SysOp status!
• Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.