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As Nightfall Does Not Come At Once, Neither Does Oppresiion.
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As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppresiion. It is in such
twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air--however slight-
-lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
-- W. O. Douglas
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None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
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Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore....
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