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To Brighten Up Your Boyfriend's Evening, Sit With Him In The Dark.
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To brighten up your boyfriend's evening, sit with him in the dark.
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Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
We gave up everything just to sit at your table. -- John Lenno
I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! -- Freddy Krueger.
Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
The best way to love your neighbor is when your boyfriend is away.