Today, THREE WINOS From DETROIT Sold Me A Framed Photo Of TAB HUNTER Before His MAKEOVER!

Today, THREE WINOS From DETROIT Sold Me A Framed Photo Of TAB HUNTER Before His MAKEOVER!

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Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of
TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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