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Does Someone From PEORIA Have A SHORTER ATTENTION Span Than Me? -- Zippy The Pinhead
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Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
.. does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Don't SANFORIZE me!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Short attention span tagline.
Is it better to have a leg longer than the other or shorter?
Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...