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• Farrell's Law of New-Fangled Gadgetry: The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
• The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
• Trouble is most often expansive and expensive.
• NOMINAL EGG: New Yorkerese for expensive.
• ominal egg: New Yorkerese for expensive.
• An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. -- David Gerrold
• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
• Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
• In many if not most elections, the consequences come to about the same result as two bald men fighting over a comb.
  Whichever one gets elected is going to commission the design of a new comb, and it is going to be expensive....