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To Me, Clowns Aren't Funny. In Fact, They're Kind Of Scary.
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where
this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a
clown killed my dad.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary.
I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad....
TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary.
I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad....
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your ac
I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much....
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive....
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...