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• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born.
  They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery....
• That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. -- A. Whitney Brow
• You are not a hard driving person if you suddenly stop looking for work after you have found a job.
• We 'll have a swashing and a martial outside, As many other mannish cowards have.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• I ask you men...what are you so afraid of? If I am equal to you in power, does that diminish you?
  -- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writer's Manual...
• We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
• An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....