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• Take a telegram. To: Mr C.Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood, California.
  Message reads: Congrats stop Have found only person in world less funny than you stop Name Baldrick stop -- Edmund...
• The best time to look for work is after you get the job.
• Nothing is hard work if you have the ability to get others to do it for you.
• The staff suddenly screams, "He's back in the cave! And he's looking for for YOU!!
• Do you have a job?
• TO THE CLASS OF 1987: Unfortunately, a full 16% of you will be functionally illiterate.
  I'm afraid you'll have a hard row to hoe in the job marke...
• What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking.
  .. and suddenly you wake up. -- Hobbe...
• The thing to do is to make so much money that you don't have to work after the age of twenty- seven.
  In case this is impracticable, stop work at the earliest possible moment, even if it is a quarter past eleven in the morning of the day when you find you have enough money....
• You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money, after much hard work, as usual.