Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
He Was A Multi-millionaire... Wanna Know How He Made All Of His Money?
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
"He was a multi-millionaire... Wanna know how he made all of his money?
... He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries
in..."
-- Steven Wright
Related:
I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that i...
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. -- Steven Wrigh
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo.
He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. -- Steven Wrigh...
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...