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• I'm fine. -- John 'Mad Dog' Matzka
• Man bites mad dog feminizt, film at eleven.
• Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
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• AT CHRYSLER: You lead, follow or send the work to Canada.
• May a flight of Canada geese hover above you.
• Sounds like a personal problem. -- John "Mad Dog" Matzka
• 22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!
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