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  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" -- Turkish proverb
• A fool and his money are never around when you need them.
• The cops are ALWAYS around when you DON'T want them.
• What cats hear when we talk to them: " ".
• Bart: Mom, I just saw Krusty! Marge: Yes, dear, in your mind.
  Bart: No, on the street. Marge: On the street in your mind....
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
  Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
• In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argume
  my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again....